Here are the lyrics for my reimagining of Infant Sorrow's "Inside of You." Feel free to spontaneously break into song at tonight's game. Remember, the net's the star.

To these hungry eyes
Your goalposts look like thighs
But you took me by surprise when you let 10 inside of you

Inside of you
Inside of you
Bryzgalov sucks
Can I put the puck
Inside of you?

Inside of you
Is where I count to 10
Inside of you
I shoot and shoot again

Inside of you we won the game
I heard you scream out Staalsy's name
You are the net and I need to get back
Inside of you

Inside of you
I still feel blue
I'll feel better when we only trail
Three games to two